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Bill Clinton Says The Amount Of 'Poontang' On The 2022 Campaign Trail Is Out Of This World
"There's even more strange than all those times I went to my best friend's island," said the former President.
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Sheeple Magazine - March 2022
In this month's edition of Sheeple Magazine, we analyze Will Smith's punishment for the next ten years of his life.
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Sheeple Magazine - April 2022
This month we list the top 25 nutty things Ms. Heard has been accused of doing. Plus, an exclusive sneak peek into the new and improved Twitter, now…
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BREAKING NEWS: Hillary Farts On Stage, Blames Incident On Trump Organization
During an interview yesterday, Hillary Clinton farted on stage causing the entire front row to fall out of their seats. Most went running after she…
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McDonald's Customer Dies Of Old Age In Drive-Thru As The Fast Food Giant Turns To Slow Food In 2022
McDonald's has a new slogan, "Over 7 sold in 2022"
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Confused Pasadena Woman Thought The Purge Was THIS Monday, It's Actually NEXT Monday
"My bad," said the yard tool wielding woman when asked about the incident.
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Fetterneck To Don Klaus Schwab Hooded Space Costume For First Congressional Appearance
"The...new...the...new...order.......world. The....old.....world. I love f-f-fracking. I fracked...today. I’m a fracker. I support fracking…
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BREAKING NEWS: Biden Trades Nuclear Secrets For An Extra Pudding Cup
The former Vice-President made it very clear that he was willing to trade anything for just one more pudding cup at dinner tonight.
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Sources Tell Us Fetterman's Been Hiding A Kuato Under His Hoodie This Entire Time
This makes sense considering all the fumbling of words. Kuatos can be controlling, especially when that close to the brain.
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BREAKING NEWS: Desantis & Abbott Bussing Kindergarteners To Arizona To Help Count Votes
"I know my numbers. I like to count, it's as easy as 1-2-3," said one little girl ready to help.
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Fratelli And Oz Face Off In High Stakes Senate Debate
The race between Dr. Mehmet Oz, a Republican, and newcomer Sloth Fratelli, a Democrat, coalesced tonight in a brutal but crucial face off for control of…
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Invokes Old-School Rule On House Floor Challenging Off-Record Democrats To 'Vote By Combat'
On the house floor yesterday, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.), invoked an old congressional voting procedure known as 'Vote by Combat'.
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