BREAKING NEWS: Hillary Farts On Stage, Blames Incident On Trump Organization
During an interview yesterday, Hillary Clinton farted on stage causing the entire front row to fall out of their seats. Most went running after she released the duck call but die-hard fans stayed.
During an interview yesterday, Hillary Clinton farted on stage causing the entire front row to fall out of their seats. Most went running after she released the duck call but die-hard fans stayed and powered through the funk. Thankfully, most were wearing a mask and quadruple vaccinated.
Even with the media's overtly fallacious attitude towards the former first lady, her interviewer still had to turn away to vomit because of the stench.
Later when asked about the squeaker, the former presidential candidate blamed the entire incident on Donald Trump.
Clinton herself amplified the claim on social media,
Computer scientists have apparently uncovered a silent but deadly server linking the Trump Organization to the foof that I 'supposedly' unleashed on stage. - Hillary Clinton
In another tweet, Clinton doubled down on her claims,
It's time for Trump to answer serious questions about his attempt to soil my good name. - @HillaryClinton
Four things you need to know about the Trump Organization's secret server used to blame Hillary for farting on stage
Donald Trump has a secret server. (Yes, Donald Trump)
It was set up to try and blast Hillary Clinton for 'floating an air biscuit' on-stage during an interview.
When a reporter asked about links to the barking spider, they shut the server down.
One week later, they created a new server with a different name (brown_thunder_2) for the same shitty purpose.
We've acquired audio from the interview where it appears she has taken responsibility for the obvious breaking of hot wind. Have a listen.
Hillary practicing her duck calls
* It's Satire Stupid! 🤡