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BREAKING NEWS: Biden Trades Nuclear Secrets For An Extra Pudding Cup

The former Vice-President made it very clear that he was willing to trade anything for just one more pudding cup at dinner tonight.

Dec 9, 2022 •

Lights At The Offices Of YouTube, Google, Apple, & Amazon Seem To Be Lit up Tonight

Our sources tell us that the sound of shredders can be heard for miles.

Dec 3, 2022 •

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Dec 3, 2022 •

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McDonald's Customer Dies Of Old Age In Drive-Thru As The Fast Food Giant Turns To Slow Food In 2022

McDonald's has a new slogan, "Over 7 sold in 2022"

Nov 18, 2022 •

Sources Tell Us Fetterman's Been Hiding A Kuato Under His Hoodie This Entire Time

This makes sense considering all the fumbling of words. Kuatos can be controlling, especially when that close to the brain.

Nov 15, 2022 •

BREAKING NEWS: Desantis & Abbott Bussing Kindergarteners To Arizona To Help Count Votes

"I know my numbers. I like to count, it's as easy as 1-2-3," said one little girl ready to help.

Nov 13, 2022 •

Bill Clinton Says The Amount Of 'Poontang' On The 2022 Campaign Trail Is Out Of This World

"There's even more strange than all those times I went to my best friend's island," said the former President.

Nov 7, 2022 •

Fetterneck To Don Klaus Schwab Hooded Space Costume For First Congressional Appearance

"The...new...the...new...order.......world. The....old.....world. I love f-f-fracking. I fracked...today. I’m a fracker. I support fracking…

Nov 11, 2022 •

Biden Administration Hints At An "Assault Hands" Ban In Response To Recent Subway Shovings

"We went to a subway station, and it was practically a killing field. I heard endless stories of innocent victims being shoved in front of trains by…

Nov 3, 2022 •

Did Matt Damon Go Off The Deep End Last Week?

From stealing luggage, not once but twice, to dressing so over the top and shaving his head. He’s doing shit that would make even Britney Spears cringe.

Dec 15, 2022 •

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