Write For Us?

The fact that you’re on this page implies that you enjoy writing political satire and want to author an article to be published on our site. From the bottom of my clown heart, we’re honored 🤡

Please take some time to look at some of our existing posts to get a better sense of the style in which we write.

What we need from you…


It MUST be between 80 and 100 characters the closer to 100, the better. Please use an online tool to check the count.


Your post should contain between 100 to 300 words or more.

Once you have the above information,

send your satirical article to guest-submissions@clownpilled.news.

We don’t guarantee publishing every submission, but we promise to reach out to you personally with a decision.

If we decide to go ahead with publishing your piece, we’re going to ask for two more pieces of information:

Featured Image: Make sure the image is high quality and roughly fits the 9:16 ratio. Take a look at some of our featured images to get a sense of style and dimensions. If you’re not that good with Photoshop, that’s okay, we’ll work with you to create something great.

Name/Social Media: Tell us your name to get credit! Add your social media and we’d be happy to link it out at the bottom of the post.

Thank you for your time and consideration!