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REPORT: Newly Hired “Dreamer Cops”, Begin Self Deporting
Several states recently passed laws allowing dreamers to become police officers due to a shortage of cops in their cities. It appears most self deported…
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BREAKING NEWS: Biden Trades Nuclear Secrets For An Extra Pudding Cup
The former Vice-President made it very clear that he was willing to trade anything for just one more pudding cup at dinner tonight.
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Lights At The Offices Of YouTube, Google, Apple, & Amazon Seem To Be Lit up Tonight
Our sources tell us that the sound of shredders can be heard for miles.
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Bill Clinton Says The Amount Of 'Poontang' On The 2022 Campaign Trail Is Out Of This World
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Sheeple Magazine - March 2022
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BREAKING NEWS: Hillary Farts On Stage, Blames Incident On Trump Organization
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Sheeple Magazine - April 2022
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McDonald's Customer Dies Of Old Age In Drive-Thru As The Fast Food Giant Turns To Slow Food In 2022
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Confused Pasadena Woman Thought The Purge Was THIS Monday, It's Actually NEXT Monday
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McDonald's Customer Dies Of Old Age In Drive-Thru As The Fast Food Giant Turns To Slow Food In 2022
McDonald's has a new slogan, "Over 7 sold in 2022"
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Sources Tell Us Fetterman's Been Hiding A Kuato Under His Hoodie This Entire Time
This makes sense considering all the fumbling of words. Kuatos can be controlling, especially when that close to the brain.
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BREAKING NEWS: Desantis & Abbott Bussing Kindergarteners To Arizona To Help Count Votes
"I know my numbers. I like to count, it's as easy as 1-2-3," said one little girl ready to help.
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Bill Clinton Says The Amount Of 'Poontang' On The 2022 Campaign Trail Is Out Of This World
"There's even more strange than all those times I went to my best friend's island," said the former President.
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Fetterneck To Don Klaus Schwab Hooded Space Costume For First Congressional Appearance
"The...new...the...new...order.......world. The....old.....world. I love f-f-fracking. I fracked...today. I’m a fracker. I support fracking…
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Biden Administration Hints At An "Assault Hands" Ban In Response To Recent Subway Shovings
"We went to a subway station, and it was practically a killing field. I heard endless stories of innocent victims being shoved in front of trains by…
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