Wheat Prices Soar As Biden Tries To Take Down The Amish

President Biden's contempt and hatred for the Amish has driven wheat prices to 14-year highs, forcing the Amish to eat the cost. Prices at the stable have tripled in the past week.

Wheat Prices Soar As Biden Tries To Take Down The Amish

Intercourse, PA - President Biden's contempt and hatred for the Amish has driven wheat prices to 14-year highs, forcing the Amish to eat the cost. Prices at the stable have tripled in the past week.

A source close to the administration has hinted at a deep hatred for the Amish by the president that goes back decades to when Biden was a young boy. According to our source, the boy who would become president had a scuffle with another Amish boy nicknamed 'Corn Pop.' To quote the president, "Corn Pop was a bad dude, and he ran a bunch of bad Amish boys."

Biden was working as a lifeguard at the time and told the Amish kid not to sit on the diving board. The two got into a scuffle and, according to Corn Pop, "I kicked him right in the behind." Biden disagrees with the story, and ever since, he's had a deep hatred for the god-fearing group and vowed revenge.

Horses don't run on electricity. We feed our horses wheat. How am I going to get around now that prices have tripled in the past week? My horse, Caleb, will only eat Organic. I may have to switch him to Regular or even Breaded.  
- Ishmael Boorg

We have reached out to the Biden administration for an official statement, but they have not responded.

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