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Wheat Prices Soar As Biden Tries To Take Down The Amish

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Wheat Prices Soar As Biden Tries To Take Down The Amish

President Biden's contempt and hatred for the Amish has driven wheat prices to 14-year highs, forcing the Amish to eat the cost. Prices at the stable have tripled in the past week.

Bobo the Clown
Mar 9, 2022
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Wheat Prices Soar As Biden Tries To Take Down The Amish
Wheat Prices Soar As Biden Tries To Take Down The Amish

Intercourse, PA - President Biden's contempt and hatred for the Amish has driven wheat prices to 14-year highs, forcing the Amish to eat the cost. Prices at the stable have tripled in the past week.

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A source close to the administration has hinted at a deep hatred for the Amish by the president that goes back decades to when Biden was a young boy. According to our source, the boy who would become president had a scuffle with another Amish boy nicknamed 'Corn Pop.' To quote the president, "Corn Pop was a bad dude, and he ran a bunch of bad Amish boys."

Biden was working as a lifeguard at the time and told the Amish kid not to sit on the diving board. The two got into a scuffle and, according to Corn Pop, "I kicked him right in the behind." Biden disagrees with the story, and ever since, he's had a deep hatred for the god-fearing group and vowed revenge.

Horses don't run on electricity. We feed our horses wheat. How am I going to get around now that prices have tripled in the past week? My horse, Caleb, will only eat Organic. I may have to switch him to Regular or even Breaded.  
- Ishmael Boorg

We have reached out to the Biden administration for an official statement, but they have not responded.

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