Trudeau Holds Press Conference Addressing Interpreter Diversity
Earlier this morning Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, held a press conference discussing the importance of sign language interpreter diversity, equity, and inclusion.
Earlier this morning, Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, held a press conference discussing the importance of diversity, equity, and inclusion of sign language interpreters.
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The leader promised he would not stop adding interpreters until all had a voice. He then immediately corrected himself and promised that all interpreters would have a hand in every press conference that was held by his team. When questioned, all nine interpreters in Canada agreed that this was the best way to level the playing field.
Additionally, the Prime Minister promised to find a gay black non-binary woman in a wheelchair that also happened to know sign language, as he considered this to be the unicorn his administration needed. He then looked directly at the camera with an unsettling intensity and said, "I will find one, come hell or high water"
After the conference, Trudeau could be seen chasing one of his interpreters with a bat through the halls of parliament.
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