Tim Pool Stretches Beanie To The Limit With Mentions From Tucker And Elon
Tucker Carlson made a grave mistake when he mentioned Tim Pool on his show this evening.
Clowntown, USA - Tucker Carlson made a grave mistake when he mentioned Tim Pool on his show this evening. While playing the clip, Tim's head began to grow uncontrollably, almost tearing his signature beanie in half and filling the room while grinning ear to ear. Even OBS couldn't contain the swelling.
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Within seconds, Ian Crossland, a regular on the show, leaped towards a secret cache of Graphene hidden under the desk tossing it on the host just in time to stop the exponential expansion, which would have eventually filled the room killing all occupants.
Earlier in the show, Tim pulled up a cyclical graph posted by Elon Musk on Twitter, which sources say could have primed the pump for what happened later in the episode.
* It's Satire, Stupid! 🤡