Te'ah Lh'omas Of Delton VII Destroys In The NCAA Women's Swimming Championship Race

In an astounding turn of events, Te'ah Lh'omas of the planet Delton VII, destroyed in the NCAA Women's Swimming Championship Race late last week.

Te'ah Lh'omas Of Delton VII Destroys In The NCAA Women's Swimming Championship Race

Atlanta, GA - In an astounding turn of events, Te'ah Lh'omas of the planet Delton VII, destroyed in the NCAA Women's Swimming Championship Race late last week. Unleashing what some are calling the upset of the century in women's swimming sports. Later after the race, the alien then devoured the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th place competition as this is a custom on her planet when winning any kind of competitive display of athleticism.

Her Brave Story

Last year a surprising new competitor appeared in the top-tier women's swimming division and has been crushing records ever since. In a brave and stunning display of pure stunning bravery, this woman is no normal competitor. That's because she's from another planet.

Weeks after Te'ah Lh'omas' ship crash-landed in the woods just outside of Portland, OR, she stumbled upon a local YMCA pool and decided to get into the water and swim around so her epidermal sack wouldn't dry up. That was the moment when coach Friedrick Smith-Cucholde spotted Te'ah and saw real potential in the alien. The progressive coach gave her an identity, taught her how to successfully transition into a woman, and recruited her onto the national team quickly turning the once unknown alien into an overnight celebrity.

Swimming was nothing new to the recently transitioned human woman. Te'ah had grown up swimming on her home planet of Delton VII, where, as a young Deltonian, she couldn't keep up with the larger and more athletic of her species so she never really paid it much attention. But here on Earth, she's was the fastest.

Te'ah has built a following of those who love and adore the strong woman she has become.

Women's swimming is a progressive sport. We have progressed and everyone should accept this brave human woman. Because it's progress and we're progressive. - NCAA Spokes-human

But to the surprise of many, there are a lot of anti-alien bigots out there that have tried to have Te'ah removed from women's athletics. Some even wanted her tested on by the government but Fauci was unavailable. Though, there's still hope for the Deltonian, as high-society liberals, Twitter, and the far left have made sure that Te'ah has rights and that she can exercise those rights as a woman here on planet Earth.

What did the Deltonian have to say:

I am here and I am not going anywhere. Just know that there will be a Deltonian waiting to dominate all sports in the future. - Te'ah Lh'omas of the planet Delton VII in the Archimedes cluster

We reached out via the subspace messaging network for a response from the leaders of the planet Delton VII, but have yet to hear back.

UPDATE: We have received the following cryptic message from Delton VII, "Te'ah Lh'omas was a mere scout, more are on the way."

Here at Clown Pilled News, we're packing our bags and are heading for the hills. Who is John Galt?

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