Te'ah Lh'omas Of Delton VII Destroys In The NCAA Women's Swimming Championship Race
In an astounding turn of events, Te'ah Lh'omas of the planet Delton VII, destroyed in the NCAA Women's Swimming Championship Race late last week.
Atlanta, GA - In an astounding turn of events, Te'ah Lh'omas of the planet Delton VII, destroyed in the NCAA Women's Swimming Championship Race late last week. Unleashing what some are calling the upset of the century in women's swimming sports. Later after the race, the alien then devoured the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th place competition as this is a custom on her planet when winning any kind of competitive display of athleticism.
Her Brave Story
Last year a surprising new competitor appeared in the top-tier women's swimming division and has been crushing records ever since. In a brave and stunning display of pure stunning bravery, this woman is no normal competitor. That's because she's from another planet.
Weeks after Te'ah Lh'omas' ship crash-landed in the woods just outside of Portland, OR, she stumbled upon a local YMCA pool and decided to get into the water and swim around so her epidermal sack wouldn't dry up. That was the moment when coach Friedrick Smith-Cucholde spotted Te'ah and saw real potential in the alien. The progressive coach gave her an identity, taught her how to successfully transition into a woman, and recruited her onto the national team quickly turning the once unknown alien into an overnight celebrity.
Swimming was nothing new to the recently transitioned human woman. Te'ah had grown up swimming on her home planet of Delton VII, where, as a young Deltonian, she couldn't keep up with the larger and more athletic of her species so she never really paid it much attention. But here on Earth, she's was the fastest.
Te'ah has built a following of those who love and adore the strong woman she has become.
Women's swimming is a progressive sport. We have progressed and everyone should accept this brave human woman. Because it's progress and we're progressive. - NCAA Spokes-human
But to the surprise of many, there are a lot of anti-alien bigots out there that have tried to have Te'ah removed from women's athletics. Some even wanted her tested on by the government but Fauci was unavailable. Though, there's still hope for the Deltonian, as high-society liberals, Twitter, and the far left have made sure that Te'ah has rights and that she can exercise those rights as a woman here on planet Earth.
What did the Deltonian have to say:
I am here and I am not going anywhere. Just know that there will be a Deltonian waiting to dominate all sports in the future. - Te'ah Lh'omas of the planet Delton VII in the Archimedes cluster
We reached out via the subspace messaging network for a response from the leaders of the planet Delton VII, but have yet to hear back.
UPDATE: We have received the following cryptic message from Delton VII, "Te'ah Lh'omas was a mere scout, more are on the way."
Here at Clown Pilled News, we're packing our bags and are heading for the hills. Who is John Galt?
* It's Satire Stupid! 🤡
Now Lets Learn The Story Behind the Satire
Where do we begin? Oh, I know. How about this:
A man is crushing the spirit of young women competing in college women's sports. He's also single-handedly destroying the hopes and dreams of little girls, all over the country that are watching this tragedy unfold. Being told to celebrate his bravery. Fuck him! No longer will these girls be able to compete and win ever again. Is our world so screwed up that we are literally going to look these poor women in the face and tell them that they are being good little feminists by allowing a man to dominate them in the sport of their choice? We think not.
Imagine the 15-year-old girl who kicks ass in track and is doing amazing and all of the sudden a boy shows up, says he's a girl, and proceeds to destroy that young girl. She loses her scholarship to him. She is demoralized at every track meet. At some point the young girl gives up, what's the point. And this "woman", who's really a man, figuratively takes a massive shit on women and the sports that they love. What does this do to the mind of this young woman?
How is this progress?
We wrote this article because what is happening right now is pure sci-fi, it's all fucking fake. It's a fanfic that some loser wrote in his mom's basement, an alien concept, not of this world, and that's why we wrote this satire.
- Bobo out!