Scientists Certain That Our Timeline Has Jumped To The Nearest Clown World
For the past year, leading scientists have been hard at work parsing and analyzing the data and have come to the unfortunate conclusion that we've entered what they've labeled, the Clown World.
For the past year, leading scientists have been hard at work parsing and analyzing the data and have come to the unfortunate conclusion that we've entered what they've labeled, the "Clown World", a timeline parallel to our own. Citizens should expect to see classic clown-like stereotypes and absurd moronic behavior flooding media and our everyday lives.
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We must have jumped sometime around 2019
"We went back and we really took our time looking at the data. Because it's 2022 and it's all about the data. You know. The data. The data. The data," chimed one of the scientists as he dropped his clipboard and proceeded to drone on in some sort of cult-like repetitive chant.
Big feet, polka dots, animal balloons, and foam noses are going to be the least of our concerns
Sources close to the scientists have taken their word for it because "That's just how you do good science". Apparently, that's not how you do good grammar but we're just here to report the news.
After the press conference, we had many questions but unfortunately, the only answers we could get out of these esteemed experts, was that they would circle back if they found more information. Maybe by that time, we'll have jumped back.
* It's Satire Stupid! 🤡