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Lines Form For Comrade Young's "Problematic Speech" Tour

Comrade Young's latest album titled "Problematic Speech" has devotees waiting up to 6 or more hours in line just to get a glimpse of the iconic and what some are calling poet of our generation.

Bobo the Clown
Jan 27, 2022
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Lines Form For Comrade Young's "Problematic Speech" Tour
Lines Form For Comrade Young's "Problematic Speech" Tour

Moscow - Comrade Young's latest album titled "Problematic Speech" has devotees waiting up to 6 or more hours in line just to get a glimpse of the iconic and what some are calling poet of our generation. Once inside listeners will listen to a prerecorded new speech of an open letter declaring the removal of those who perform heresy against the party or the state. The 5 minutes lecture left some fans frothing at the mouth. "We want more," chanted those who got back in line for a second listen.

In an effort to draw more citizens the party has declared that some lucky fans may even get a free signed loaf of bread upon entering the theatre.**

Our news organization was able to obtain a recording of the letter and after reviewing the content we believe it is a masterpiece that should win the state's highest award. The way it brilliantly describes these problematic words is breathtaking and has driven many to tears.

Our Comrade stands for everything the party and the state aspire to become and should be an inspiration to the proletariat and the nation at large.
- Party Official Ferd Turguson

* It's Satire Stupid! 🤡

**There is no guarantee of bread.

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