Joy Behar Destroyed For Ignorant Complaints That Ukraine Invasion Might Interfere With Her Upcoming Stick Removal Procedure

Sources close to the TV star say that she needs to get to Europe as soon as possible to remove 'a stick tightly lodged within her ass'.

Joy Behar Destroyed For Ignorant Complaints That Ukraine Invasion Might Interfere With Her Upcoming Stick Removal Procedure

Hollywood, CA. (Clown News Network) - Sources close to the TV star say that she needs to get to Europe as soon as possible to remove 'a stick tightly lodged within her ass'. They said the massive stick was scheduled for removal while on a 'special' trip to Europe this month. The renowned Dr. Porkenheimer of Germany was supposed to perform what many in his field consider an experimental and potentially dangerous operation. According to experts, if all goes well and they remove the stick, the host should be much happier and less grumpy.

Today on her show, the infamous host complained that the invasion in Ukraine was inconvenient for her "trip to Europe." Many assumed that this was because she'd need to wait months to get her "butt stick" removed.

Producers and other executives from the show agreed that the procedure was imperative and couldn't be performed soon enough.

Dr. Porkenheimer is a world-renowned expert in removing "Resting Bitch Face." Which was performed on The View host several years ago but ultimately failed.

Dr. Porkenheimer practicing his shot squirting technique

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