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Joy Behar Destroyed For Ignorant Complaints That Ukraine Invasion Might Interfere With Her Upcoming Stick Removal Procedure
Sources close to the TV star say that she needs to get to Europe as soon as possible to remove 'a stick tightly lodged within her ass'.
Hollywood, CA. (Clown News Network) - Sources close to the TV star say that she needs to get to Europe as soon as possible to remove 'a stick tightly lodged within her ass'. They said the massive stick was scheduled for removal while on a 'special' trip to Europe this month. The renowned Dr. Porkenheimer of Germany was supposed to perform what many in his field consider an experimental and potentially dangerous operation. According to experts, if all goes well and they remove the stick, the host should be much happier and less grumpy.
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Today on her show, the infamous host complained that the invasion in Ukraine was inconvenient for her "trip to Europe." Many assumed that this was because she'd need to wait months to get her "butt stick" removed.
Producers and other executives from the show agreed that the procedure was imperative and couldn't be performed soon enough.
Dr. Porkenheimer is a world-renowned expert in removing "Resting Bitch Face." Which was performed on The View host several years ago but ultimately failed.
* It's Satire Stupid! 🤡
Now Lets Learn The Story Behind the Satire
We don't like the word privilege and how the mainstream media uses it to teach people in this country that they are somehow oppressed. If you want to understand real oppression, look at the people of North Korea or take a gander at the way women are treated in Iran.
We opened our clown dictionary to the word privilege today, and whose picture showed up right next to the word, but that of the great shit slinger, Joy Behar.
First off, how many suburban women are brainwashed each morning watching The View? My guess is it's around 98 percent. I don't know how anyone else would be able to stomach the garbage they're slinging daily and still be able to function in society.
Here at Clown Pilled News, we use satire and parody to highlight hypocrisy. We also like to use satire and parody to point out something that these self-absorbed celebrities don't realize; their shit still stinks like the rest of us.
Therefore, we decided to point the finger at Joy Behar's stinky shit and invite you along to smell it with the rest of us, and that's why we wrote this article.
- Bobo out!