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Illegals Consult Biden Concierge Service To Locate Nearest Mall, Claim They Scuffed Yeezys And Ripped Skinny Jeans While Crossing Border
Upset that they now have to replace their scuffed Yeezys and naturally ripped skinny jeans. "This is going to eat into my already tight schedule," said one of the men waiting in line.
The Biden concierge desk was busy today as many illegals sat waiting in line to get directions to the nearest mall. Upset that they now have to replace their scuffed Yeezys and naturally ripped skinny jeans. "This is going to eat into my already tight schedule," said one of the men waiting in line.
How the hell can I go clubbing this weekend and offload all this Fentanyl, looking like some kind of a scrub? I've got a quota to meet.
The Biden administration is looking into actions that could further accommodate those crossing the border. "We can do better," said one source close to the administration. During a long round table discussion with cabinet members, one proposed solution considered would be to hire fashion consultants on the Mexican side of the border to help those crossing from damaging their nice clothes.
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