Ilhan Ohmar Seen Hiding In Airplane Lavatory While Evil Christians Play Happy Songs of Worship

Sources tell us that Ilhan Ohmar and another individual were seen entering an airplane lavatory together, mid-flight, after a group of Christians broke out into non-hateful song and dance.

Ilhan Ohmar Seen Hiding In Airplane Lavatory While Evil Christians Play Happy Songs of Worship

Forty-Seven Thousand Feet, USA - Sources tell us that Ilhan Ohmar and another individual were seen entering an airplane lavatory together, mid-flight, after a group of Christians broke out into non-hateful song and dance.

"How dare they," said an obviously distraught Ohmar running feverishly towards the airplane lavatory, an unknown man in tow.

The evil Christian music was going to get me! Why did they say Jesus loved them? Who has the whole world in his hands? This makes no sense.
- Ohmar

* It's Satire, Stupid! 🤡