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Facebook Allows Death Threats Towards Russia, Their Military Responds By Claiming They Are PoC
There have been reports that Facebook has declared open season on Russians and if you're a Russian, you're getting destroyed on Facebook.
Moscow, Russia - There have been reports that Facebook has declared open season on Russians and if you're a Russian, you're getting destroyed on Facebook. This is what the social media giant had to say...
"As a result of the Russian invasion of Ukraine, we have temporarily made allowances for forms of political expression that would normally violate our rules like violent speech such as ‘death to the Russian invaders'. This is okay because we are virtuous and way better than those dirty Vodka drinking losers with ugly wives and no brains," Facebook said in a statement.
What this means is that people can declare "death to Russian invaders" but can only direct the hatred towards soldiers and dirty Vodka drinking losers.
Meanwhile, many trolls and shit posters are taking this opportunity to do what they do best. Post shit and suck at life. Some even demanded that we need to enact a Purge on anything Russian.
Including the following:
James Bond 007: From Russia with Love
Toys that look like AK-47s
Dogs that act like Russians
Comfy warm hats that cover your ears
The Russian Response
When questioned about this new "bending of Facebook rules", many Russian soldiers had this to say:
As a soldier for Mother Russia I have now declared myself a Peoples of Color. As a Peoples of Color I can now do whatever I want and I will not even get slap on wrist from America. I am safe now. We are PoC and fighting the white devil man in Ukraine. - Russian Naval Commander
In addition, many Russian troops are now donning full-body suits with gloves and masks and declaring that they are 'Peoples of Color' because black lives matter and that they can now get away with anything.
"Why is everybody getting so upset? There is nothing to see here. We are going to burn cities and steal products from Ukrainian stores in the name of civil rights. Move along!" - Russian Shock Trooper
"Please do not look under our masks. Down with whitey." - Random Russian Soldier
One Russian general had this to say, "Just like the great Comrade Juicy Souliet we have done nothing wrong. Just like the great OJ of the Simpson. The glove does not fit and we will not quit. These charges are false. It is good because we fight the cracker ass crackers in Ukraine."
In an attempt to gain more support for their side, the Russian government has directed the country's mainstream media to start re-filming all of their commercials to only include mixed families or all-people of color actors as well as white men but only if they are the clown or the rube of the script.
The West's Response
Sources close to Facebook have reported that a memo has been circulating within the social media company declaring a lift on the Russian ban so as not to look racist and lower their ESG score. The memo stated, "I will not lose to Google in ESG and I can't wait to win 2022's, Klaus Swab employee of the year award. - MZ"
Reports from sources within the Biden administration say that the president wants to avoid war at all costs because of the optics around bombing people of color and the upcoming election cycle.
* It's Satire Stupid! 🤡
Now Lets Learn The Story Behind the Satire
Fakebook sucks. You should never use Fakebook. Fakebook and other social media companies are the downfall of our society and the reason our country honks like a rusty clown horn right now.
Identity politics suck. You should never be a party to identity politics. Identity politics and anything else the left dreams up, is the downfall of our society and the reason our country sucks right now.
That's why we thought it would be funny to have the Russians use identity politics as an excuse to do whatever they want and the media would just go along with it because they don't want to be seen as racist.
Further Thoughts About Ukraine
It's funny how the left as a culture is all about Nationalism but only if it's Ukrainian nationalism. If you have national pride here in the United States, you'll get destroyed in the court of public appeal. "All citizens should be armed and have guns and fight for their country, but only if it's in Ukraine," says the left.
Let's state some facts here, we're not fans of Russia, we think Putin is a relic of the Cold War who wants it like the good old days of Soviet Russia but we also know that Ukraine has a rich history of Nazi influence.
This goes to the roots of their country following the fall of Hitler's empire. Just watch this Oliver Stone produced, documentary (we linked to Rumble a free speech video platform), which by the way has been labeled with disclaimers on YouTube. If you search for the name of the documentary on YouTube you get a ton of videos that are not the movie and Google is clearly trying to trick the uninformed into watching some Netflix doc called "Winter on Fire: Ukraine's Fight for Freedom". So big tech is shadow banning Oliver Stone's film and replacing it with something that has a similar title but fulfills the leftist narrative that Ukraine is just an innocent victim.
YouTube's disclaimer should really just read, "The following content has been identified by the YouTube community as factual information that does not conform to our narrative and leftist progressive agenda." This is what the disclaimer looks like:
This is what the thumbnail looks like on YouTube:
One Last Point
This is a tricky subject but let's just play devil's advocate here for a moment. I remember reading in school about this conflict that happened in the 1960s called The Cuban Missile Crisis.
The short story, in 1962 the US tried to overthrow Cuba and replace Castro. When that didn't work Russia sent nukes and other armaments to Cuba to deter any further aggression from the US.
NATO is putting missiles on the Russian border. Didn't we have an issue with Russia putting missiles really close to our country? What was that called again? Oh yeah, The Cuban Missile crisis and we didn't really like it. Again, not schilling for Russia but maybe the aggression was prompted by moves from NATO that Russia didn't appreciate.
Wouldn't things be better if, as a country, we just kept to ourselves and stopped trying to be the saviors of the world? Trump was all about nationalism. Love your country. Fight for your country. Worry about America first, and make it Great Again.
Therefore, because the left and RHINOs on the right are suddenly war-hungry new world order types, and big tech and mainstream media are all on board, that is why we wrote this satire.
- Bobo out!