BREAKING NEWS: Media Warns Against Potential 'Maximum Overdrive' Event In Canada

Media outlets across the United States and Canada have issued a warning to stay away from Canada over the weekend due to concerns regarding a potential 'Maximum Overdrive' mass psychosis event.

BREAKING NEWS: Media Warns Against Potential 'Maximum Overdrive' Event In Canada

Media outlets across the United States and Canada have issued a warning to stay away from Canada over the weekend due to concerns regarding a potential 'Maximum Overdrive' mass psychosis event.

The claim is that a strange green glow is currently surrounding the country, which is causing a mass hypnosis event where trucks, people, farm equipment, and all devices are coming alive and trying to take power away from the leaders who know what's best for the people.

What some news organizations had to say:

Do not go outside! Look away from the convoy. - MSNBC

Do not go near the freeways! If you see a truck, RUN! - CNN

A large green glow surrounding the planet is creating fascist truckers right now. - The Washington Post

Stay away from large groups of people that may have unacceptable views! The green glow could be contagious. - CBC

In the midst of this crisis, Trudeau is nowhere to be found. The fear is that aliens may have abducted the brave Canadian leader.

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