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AOC Considering Leaving Office Due To Boyfriend's OnlyFeet Success

Republicans are so infatuated by AOC's boyfriend that he's been making over $200k a month on OnlyFeet slowing off his Birkenstock's to conservatives, say sources close to the couple.

Bobo the Clown
Feb 16, 2022
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AOC Considering Leaving Office Due To Boyfriend's OnlyFeet Success

Republicans are so infatuated by AOC's boyfriend that he's been making over $200k a month on OnlyFeet slowing off his Birkenstock's to conservatives, say sources close to the couple.

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At a press conference, AOC was asked how the idea came about...

Woman with crazy eyes
Look at those crazy eyes!

"Last month when we were like in Florida or something, I noticed that all those disgusting right-wing perverts were commenting on my man's feet. Then I had an idea. And then I like forgot the idea. And then I like had the idea again but then it went away."

"When we got back to the city my man was like, 'Hey babe, didn't you have like an idea or something?' And I was like, oh yeah I totally had an idea, babe. That's when I figured it out, we should like totally make some money off of this feet thing. So he started showing his shoes on OnlyFeet."

I almost threw up when I saw them. So many corns. But I had to see more!
- Self Proclaimed Right-Wing Pervert

* It's Satire Stupid! 🤡

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